The Ballad of a Bible Corrector
by Dr. Laurence M. Vance

Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV.
The perfect originals God lost,
So to find errors at all cost;
God has left up to me!

Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV.
With my Greek grammar,
And my scholarly manner;
I'm sure to uncover many to see!

Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV.
With infidelity as my guide,
And apostasy at my side;
It's been left up to me!

Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV.
I'll do my best,
To use the majority text;
And to promote the NKJV!

Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV.
Morning, noon, and night,
I'll work with all my might;
To find the errors in the KJV.

Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV.
Without errors I am name-less,
But to find them I'll be famous;
This is my longing and plea!

Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV.
Just to read the Bible: No!
To the errors I must go;
I must find errors in the KJV!

Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV.
As a dog returns to vomit,
I must continue onward;
To find Errors, Errors, Errors, in the KJV!

The words of the LORD are PURE words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt KEEP them, O LORD, thou shalt PRESERVE them from this generation for ever.
Psalms 12:6-7

". . . ye have PERVERTED the words of the living God,. . ."
Jeremiah 23:36